It is disgusting. We are told to love sex but never masturbate or fool around....– (via undefinable-revolution)
rebeccalynnsomething: waking up really wore me out. guess it’s time to go back to sleep
a haiku about my otp
god fucking dammit can’t you just kiss already jesus fucking christ
fullmetalfisting: one time in high school i didnt read the assigned book and i was like fuck it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some shit about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book
heygloria: nothing hurts more than being ignored by cats on the street
watchtheskytonight: belaroos: spamanos: ...
I just think that people are so weird about nudity and the human body. Sex is...– Emily Browning (via iamnotaslag)
meladoodle: i’m gonna start a gang but everyone has to wear heelys (and helmets cause we gotta be safe)
verysiriuspotterhead: egberts: hudlionunshod: egberts: warhammer-of-cillyhoo: egberts: egberts: my mom finally bought a toaster why did this get notes we’re happy for you its just a toaster Actually it is more than just a toaster; it is a short story. “Finally” denotes anticipation. “My mom” is character development: you have a mom. “Bought a toaster” is the clear...
naoren: Okay but You gotta admit this one looks pretty cool
peetaismyhero: There are some shows you watch and even after 20 episodes, you can’t decide who’s your favorite character. Then there are some shows that, within five minutes, you’re like “it’s them, they’re my bby, I will defend their actions until my last breath, they are perfection.”